French Horn jokes
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.