French Horn jokes
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.