Forest gump jokes

What is Forrest Gump's password?

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What lives on the forest floor?

Forest Gump.

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.