What is the difference between The Leaning Tower of Pisa an the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
