What is the difference between The Leaning Tower of Pisa an the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
Lets say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world. Now, I get my head chopped of. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what its like to suck my own dick.
