Flake jokes

In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.

Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.

I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-

A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."

I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.

Corn flake.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?

Korn Flakes.

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.