Flake

Flake jokes

Cereal

    • In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.

    Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.

    I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.

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    • Life

    • Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

    Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

    Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

    My life is like... the shoe rack-

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    • Puzzle

    • A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."

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