First Name jokes

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Dear doctor,

I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly, Ray Palp

My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat