Felis Catus jokes

If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?

God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

What do you do when your cat's not home?

Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.

A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.