Febuary jokes
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!
Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!
Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!
Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?
What month has 28 days?