Family Pictures jokes
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 馃摳
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Your family tree looks like a circle 馃拃馃拃馃拃
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.