Enhancement jokes

Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.