Emo people jokes

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

There's two types of emo people:

1. People that cut side to side.

2. And people that cut up and down.

The most efficient is up and down.