Easter

Easter memes

Jokes

Memory

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

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  • Jesus

    Why did Catholic women stop going to church?

    Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.

    Sex

    A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.

    Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”