Dumptruck jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!