Dumptruck jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.

One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!