Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
