You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What do you do when your dishwasher breakdown? You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
What do you call a retarded cow
Vegan(vegetable)
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
