DoS jokes
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.