DoS jokes

What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

Meow.

Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.

What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?

A bath bomb.

Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?

They don't have a home button.

What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Comments of Gwen in her bra!

Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!

Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!

prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!

YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!

Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!

Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!

Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?

A Tyrannosaurus Tex.

What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.

I like ramen. If you do, like!

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!