DoS jokes
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."