DoS jokes
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
π³ π³ π³ what can a physically handicapped βΏ π¬ π¨ π¨ gay man can do better than a physically handicapped βΏ bisexual man π¨ π© π¨ π€ when his π mouth is wide open π when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's πΉ restroom π» at a rest π΄ area π΄ suck the chrome of a tall pipe π
π€ What do gay men who are physically handicapped βΏ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when π€ he has another man's π π π π π³ π cock inside π of his warm mouth π π give a π π good blowjob?
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage Γ rΓ’pe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A βBeanerSchnitzelβ!
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels πππππππ
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What can a physically handicapped βΏ gay man π¬ do on his own very well π without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What is it that a π€ π³ π π physicality handicapped βΏ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a π¨ π¨ π¬ gay man.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
π€ β How do lesbians π³ practice safe π sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their π π π mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.