DoS jokes
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
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Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.