Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
