DoS jokes
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.