Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
What’s black and rings the doorbell? Stevie wonders answering the iron.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
