Doniv_007 jokes

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.