My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Dog Food Jokes
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.