Dog Food jokes

Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?

A: You don't have to buy dog food.

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

What do dogs eat? Dog food.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.