Do jokes
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
"Bill, never do that again."
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.