Do jokes
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."