Do jokes
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂