Do jokes
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Why do I have a fat mom?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.