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What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
What did I do with the internet?
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.