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Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

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    • SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"

    Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"

    Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

    My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."

    My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

    Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

    "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

    Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

    "What advice do you have for people out there?"

    As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

    If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

    You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.