Do jokes
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.