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What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.