Distress jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"

That's the best I've done so far.

Why was the boy crying?

He had a frog stapled to his face.

1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.

Hey ummm help!

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Help me...