Distress jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
Hey ummm help!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Help me...
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
Community talk
No, no no no no no no no no no no no no This cannot be happening. Not now. I’m having a damn panic attack and I don’t even know why but I want to do things I’ll regret during them. Idk what to do I haven’t have one in months I forgot...
so much for a freind bro i told you i was overwheled and if it can just be us talking and you just kept yelling with your fucking freinds after telling me your here to listen and be here for me holy fuck im having a panic attack because i watned to stay and you told them i was mentally insane
bro im so fucking drained this shit is so fucking tiring. kms