Distress jokes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Fall
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
Hey ummm help!
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Help me...
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Community talk
No, no no no no no no no no no no no no This cannot be happening. Not now. I’m having a damn panic attack and I don’t even know why but I want to do things I’ll regret during them. Idk what to do I haven’t have one in months I forgot...
so much for a freind bro i told you i was overwheled and if it can just be us talking and you just kept yelling with your fucking freinds after telling me your here to listen and be here for me holy fuck im having a panic attack because i watned to stay and you told them i was mentally insane
bro im so fucking drained this shit is so fucking tiring. kms