Distress jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
Hey ummm help!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Help me...
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
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Community talk
so much for a freind bro i told you i was overwheled and if it can just be us talking and you just kept yelling with your fucking freinds after telling me your here to listen and be here for me holy fuck im having a panic attack because i watned to stay and you told them i was mentally insane
bro im so fucking drained this shit is so fucking tiring. kms
i want to kms my arm keeps poping and it hurts so much