How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word i prefer créme de la meow meow
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
