Discharge jokes

How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.