Dig jokes

During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!

Digging stuff up is too hard.

I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.

So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.

Mom: Shut up and keep digging.