During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
