Developmental disorder jokes

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."

What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?

A disorder.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.