Derailment

Derailment Jokes

Train Driver

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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  • Train

    The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

    Train

    Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

    Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.