BossAnonymous6 years agoMy boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
WorkAnonymous3 years agoBoss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this yearMe: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track