I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Decay Jokes
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.