Dais jokes

I was in the bank one day, and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."

Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.

So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.

This didn't actually happen.

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.

What is shark's favorite day?

Chewsday.

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?

What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?

Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗

Hi 👋, was the day you?