Dada jokes

Hopscotch

  • A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...

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  • Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.

    Sugi te.

    Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.

    Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!

    Community talk

  • LISTEN. you fuckin idiots. your mama jokes or dada jokes or knock joke...theyre not funny, mother fucker. your jokes are all not funny. stop posting them. "OH wah, I'm a duck and I wish I were a chicken, whats wrong with me?" Shut the fuck up.