I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
