Cumin jokes

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.

What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?

CUMedy.

Curry.

It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.