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According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".

*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*

Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"

Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more

eee-eee-eee! splash, splash! 🌊🐬 hello friend! i’m so happy to see you! i’ve been zipping through the waves all day just waiting to say hi! 💦✨ let’s dive into some fun together—the ocean is big, bright, and bursting with adventure, and i can’t wait to share it with you! 💙

rOMAN IN MY ROOM THERES AN ORANGE ZIP UPH OODIE BRING IT OT DADS

Hello again. It's your favorite lonely person. I have read your millions of texts about BoredPanda, Amy, Dagger, and all of those people and I can say that you all need to follow this saying: Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket. Stop tormenting little kids, get off your computer, and live a normal life. Also, Donut and Jake's relationship should be disbanded immediately, since online dating is for fucking losers. Thank you, all.

ryantoyreveiw2018 I NEED THE ZIP CODE FOR THE CREDIT CARD

Ryan you forgot the zip code

YO RYAN WHTS UR ZIP CODE???

You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more