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Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more

Dear the Sanrio/ BTS squad , i would like to inform oa the bunch of you that we are working on community guidlines form. I would like to apologize on the behalf of wade and dagger , they are not in the right zone due to this site not having rules which leads to chaos. So I took it upon myself to fix this website due to corruption and the chaos recently as well with the hatred caused. The racism on here is only natural it happens all the time, happend to me countless of times , but you people need to get used to it. This is from I'm with stupid signing off. -sincerely I'm with stupid

When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more

hey guys, i usually don't do posts like this since i dont wanna vent or whatever, but i wanted to talk to yall. not about my medical shit or me feeling ugly cuz korea or whatever its that i recently lost my best friend and i was wondering im in the asshole lmfao aaand i need advice lmfao first off we met in eigth grade and her name, lets call her kim. kim was in a friend group with me, ha rin (haerin on wje) kim was … Read more

hey guys, i just wanted to let you guys know some stuff. i am not able to go on this website as much as i used to because school is coming up for me and i have to resume my studies, also i kinda have more of a social life right now. ill come on every day but just not as often.

Heya kids! Wade here. Just wanted to let you know ShyDragon is back for the 5th time, with a new retarded bio, here’s the link to the current account she uses, this fag is relentless! https://worstjokesever.com/@shydragon2

Jeez, I’ve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. You’ve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. You’d be us a favour.

Some members here have asked me to renovate Worst Jokes Ever. Which medium would you like to use for the renovated site?

Hello everyone, it's me again. Sorry if the text looks weird. I was using a translator and wanted to have a serious conversation. So in Korea, where I live, most everyone is born with a single eyelid. However, some people undergo special surgery to create double eyelids. It's so common in Korea these days that getting surgery after high school graduation is almost like a gift. I you might get it but i am scared to death, but at the same time its not normal to not go through it. help

“You are out, Amy. We will flood the streets. We will overrun the mousetraps, and we will turn this place into a reflection of BP. welcome to ur nightmare, trolls“ You think you got shit on us? You think you can do anything? You think you have power here? Cosmo any BP bastards you bring here will be banned immediately, you aren’t welcome here you foreign fucktards, gay ass pussies.

btw I see people asking "wtf happened to the stig he used to be cool" no he never was

https://worstjokesever.com/@thestig/community

SOMETHING OF NOTE IS THAT OLD MEMBERS ARE LIKELY TO COME BACK ON NEW ACCOUNTS; When old members were on the site, they were not obligated to make accounts so they were usually anons, or just used an alias.

Send me a profile picture to use

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

Good day! This is your local McDonald's and if you want to eat something, tell us. The price is 1 follow for as much food as you want. We're looking forward to having lots of customers.

Good day! This is your local Dunkin' donuts and if you want to eat something, tell us. The price is 1 follow for as much food as you want. We're looking forward to having lots of customers.

guys i wrote a literal song

WHY (a song about my struggles)

Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes

January, it started off fine February, it was good March, a stupid girl with death stares April, got a new friend group May, it was kinda bad June, Went on vacation July, I came back August, extr… Read more

If you are religious, what is considered bad in your religion but u still do it anyway?

For me I am Hindu, where you apparently can't eat beef bcuz cows are considered sacred, but I eat it anyway It didn't say anywhere that I can't eat pork so I do in rare occasions, but it's not my preferred type of meat

NOTE: My MUM (the strictest when it comes to what meat we* should consume and where) actually allows us to eat beef and pork but OUTSIDE THE HOUSE SHE AINT COOKING IT ANYTIME SOON EVEN THO SHE ATE A BEEF CHAPLI KEBAB AND LIKED IT *Me and my dad

PEOPLE OF THE COMMUNITY! As requested by a very large amount of members, we’re gonna revamp “the rules” and hopefully fix this issue once and for all.

The following statement is a proposal made to all the mods, to which we agreed. Now it is YOUR turn to have a say, cast your votes people! Let’s restore this site to how it used to be!

“That rule about insulting people should only be for the Germans and no one else. … Read more

Hallö Matthias^^

here was a big discussion. The Users on this site are calling Germans Nazis and insulting us. I've warned them before, but they haven't stop. Is it normal to insult others and give a f*ck about their feelings? These guys are so rude und disrespectful. An hour or two hours ago we entered a Chat und there was someone (i don't want to mention a name) who told Husky to leave the chat directly. Is this o… Read more