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Alright, Dagger. I'm sorry. For all the nonsense. BUT I won't fully forgive you until you apologize to Caitlyn and I. Because to be fair, you said alot of nasty things to us. I know Caitlyn can be a bit stubborn (Idk if that's the word to describe it but oh well), but she's doing it for her best friend. We won't have each other next year because of High School, so we help each other as much as we can. Even if it means all of this. Point is, it needs to stop. She won't apologize until you do. IDC if you don't think you called her a retard or not, Just apologize for all of this nonsense that's been happening.

People are probably blaming me for making Hailey leave. But I never meant for this to happen. If people don't know, it all started from one of my harmless feminism jokes, when she and her friends started to talk shit about it and me. Sure, I said some stuff that I regret (and I did say sorry for them), but I was trying to stop this bullshit. Whenever they made insulting posts and comments, I would ignore or respond c… Read more

Hey guys, to say thanks for so many followers, I wanted to make something that I know everyone can use. So here it is.

✨Amazing food combinations that taste amazing... (Despite sounding weird)✨

Pretzels and Nutella

Pork and apple sauce

Raisins/sultanas' with oats

Plain chips on bread

Peanut butter on bacon

If your an Aussie you may know this one, lamingtons and salt

I've not tried this, but ALOT of people say its good, Cheeto's and milk?

(hotdog) Sausages and jelly

I love this one, yoghurt and crunched up cookies. Omg it tastes amazing.

Thankyou so much for all the followers! <3

Hello! I’m knew here but I have a few things to say about what’s going on. I think a few people are swear of this, but I’m going to say it again.

Dagger made a harmless joke on this website. Someone named Hailey made a comment doing some maths, now some people aren’t good at maths but Entity thought it was a good idea to say what she did. Hailey made a post saying sorry about her Dyscalculia, which makes doing maths… Read more

True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said “do you like hentai?” Then he said “no do you?”, then I said yeah then he said “do you jack off?” Then i said “yes” then i said “lets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said “why did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand

plastic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. now we can talk about it and not even raise an eyebrow

Hello, I'm Juri and I use this site in German in Germany. I didn't even know it existed in English. What is the name of the admin of your site?

Only 0.007 or less of the population die from Covid more people die from cancer and other things the Covid media isn’t to protect us it’s to control us

Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple’s revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.

How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same en… Read more

Guide to ban evasion, because fuck jannies.

Download Tor browser. It masks your IP and clears cookies at the end of the session. It strongly resists fingerprinting as well. You will not be able to be recognized by the website when you visit it again, so bans will not stick. VPNs will work, but not as well due to the limited amount of servers and the variability of whatever browser you are using.

Download here: torproject.org/download/

Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple's revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.

How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same energy as a wireless charger, only a lot more of it. This charges your phone much faster than an ordinary wireless charger with none of the equpiment needed.

This will only work for iphone 8 and up.

I know you came out and you made a- a e- a- you came out and you made an apology, but fuck you and yo goddamn apology, okay? Fuck dat shit. I understand you was drunk and you was drinkin' and stuff, you know what I'm sayin', and who knows, you just might actually be, might just actually be, y'know, on some real shit, be sorry for actually using it, you might actually be sincere, but how the fuck am I supposed to know that? How the fuck are the fans around the city of Philly supposed to know that? We don't!

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

I’m trying to start a servay if your Cristian and don’t know why Jesus was crusified say 1 in the chat if your cristian and do know why he was crusified put 2 if your not cristian like me don’t use this chat

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Hey omnom, if the Russians did use chemical weapons in mariupol, does that leave grounds for a world war?

Can you find the password hidden in this poem? Only the first five to answer correctly will go through to my next challenge (officially) others can still participate but not count in the final draw to find who's the riddler amongst us...

Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling In mystic force and magic spelling Celestial sprites elucidate All my own striving cant relate