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1. Prohibited Content: Pornographic or explicit material is strictly prohibited. Images from movies or games may be exempt depending upon contextual appropriateness.

2. Meme Usage: Excessive meme usage in the community is discouraged . Memes should be shared in the designated section Repeated violations will result in warnings, with up Five warnings given depending on the se… Read more

So everyday starting today I am going to start asking y'all questions to keep this site up. Starting with: Where would you go if your house burned down?

Ello everybody

After a not so thorough consideration, I’ve decided to take a break from WJE and social media in general. I want to take a moment to say how much I appreciate every single person here on WJE. You’ve all made this place epik, and I can’t thank you enough for the memories, the support, and the good times we’ve shared.

This isn’t a goodbye forever, but it's most likely gonna be a long time till I return just to see how this place will still hold up. Stay amazing, and remember that you all have made a difference in someone’s life (a lil bit of mine).

On that note, ciao mfkers 👋

someone is give me fake followers right now 😭 can someone pls remove them i do not know who is making them go up so fast. and i heard that if you fake follower you get ban so matt i am innocent

I’ve heard a lot of things about this website, good and bad and I wanted to clear some stuff up. First off, “Opal” the person I’ve been talking to thought it would be smart to fake being me to help me out. Unfortunately this has made it worse. I have been put in a significantly worse position than before. But I’m not going to get into what those things are. Second off, Opal is a bad person for faking her identity b… Read more

Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

I caught jarir searching up "bikini" and it came up with mobrur's onlyfans 😂😂 what is this nigga searching up.

LISTEN. you fuckin idiots. your mama jokes or dada jokes or knock joke...theyre not funny, mother fucker. your jokes are all not funny. stop posting them. "OH wah, I'm a duck and I wish I were a chicken, whats wrong with me?" Shut the fuck up.

so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

WHO THE FUCK IS DELETING MY POSTS LIKE GET OVER IT I WILL POST SHIT ABT SOME CUNTS ON THIS SITE SO SUCK IT UP

You can’t allow people to get away with things that are completely over-the-top and outrageous. If you allow your 2 year old to smear the contents of his diapers on the wall of your living room, if you allow your 14 year old to light a joint at the breakfast table, if you allow your hormone-addled 15 year old daughter to slam the door of her bedroom and give you the finger, you’re gonna get MORE OF IT. And those kids… Read more

Dear all trick or treaters,

I'm coming back for that ass If I ain't get that butt last year, then this year it's getting smashed I ain't pulling up in no granny costume that shit hard to run in I'm pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gonna get this fun in

Sincerely, Big D. Randy