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Why is it that when People commit horrible crimes like raping, murder, kidnapping, they get put in jail all jail is just time out if Somebody commits a terrible crime the victims family and friends and the victim if there still alive should be allowed to tie up and beat the criminals to death

Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple’s revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.

How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same en… Read more

Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple's revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.

How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same energy as a wireless charger, only a lot more of it. This charges your phone much faster than an ordinary wireless charger with none of the equpiment needed.

This will only work for iphone 8 and up.

If you got cut this season, I would not the fuck be mad, dude. Real shit, man. I'm sorry dude. I-I-I, I, I, I don't want no racist mothafuckas up on my football team, I'm sorry, that's just me, though. I'll catch you guys later, and you guys have a good one.

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

Yesterday, my friend asked me if he could see The Stash. Needless to say, the next day he woke up in a ice-filled bathtub with his kidneys gone!

Bruh this fake Royal is getting on my nerves. I think I'm gonna perform a blood angel on him if he doesn't shut up

So today something fucked up happened and I'm still trying to process what the hell happened in the first place, it was all a flash. Comment for more details

Counting days, counting days Since my love up and got lost on me And every breath that I've been taken Since you left feels like a waste on me I've been holding on to hope That you'll come back when you can find some peace 'Cause every word that I've heard spoken Since you left feels like a hollow street I've been told, I've been told to get you off my mind But I hope I never lose the bruises that you left behind Oh my lord, oh my lord, I need you by my side There must be something in the water 'Cause every day, it's getting colder And if only I could hold you You'd keep my head from going under Maybe I, maybe I'm just being blinded By the brighter side

Little Johnny Made a platter of cookies for Santa. He was gonna set them out by the milk but his dad never came back with it. He wakes up to find his mom on top of Santa. Santa says Ho ho OH YEAH!

Lyrics She's more than just a pretty face In a late night bar More than just a pair of tight jeans Sitting in your car She's more than a last call kiss Or a one night stand Remember, boy, you weren't the first to hold her hand She's somebody's daughter She's somebody's everything She's somebody's little girl Even if she's grown up and moved away She's somebody's whole world She's somebody's baby And if you don't trea… Read more

She put him out Like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart He spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away A little at a time But he never could get drunk enough To get her off his mind Until the night

[Chorus: Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss ] He put that bottle to his head And pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short, but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said, "I'll love her 'til I die" And when we buried him beneath the willow The Angels sang a whiskey lullaby