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me waking up at 4:37 am thinking i can get one more hour of sleep than waking up again at 5:34 am dragging myself outtta bed thinking I should pretned to be sick but I don't cause that's stupid than my dad tells me to go back to bed cause we have a snow day nd he didn't bombard me w/ chores>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yo. Ima repost this so people can see this once more, before it goes under billions of other posts.

everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your n… Read more

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this is the last thing im posting before i leave, for good. it is a kinda of a long page of random shit ive done on WJE and recalling shit because i absolutely positively have no fucking life and i thought this would be funny ok so the first thing is that imma just clear shit up before i go because like theres some shit to clear up mkay first off i just wanna say im sorry if i trolled everyone too far aka being anno… Read more

Boys and girls, it’s nighty-night time! Happy Jake the clown has a nursery rhyme :)

It’s about the boogie woogie man, keep your light on as long as you can. β€˜Cause when it cuts off, so does your head! Boogie woogie woogie waits under your bed with a shank, splah! Up through the bottom! Little Jimmy Jimmy? GOT β€˜EM!

ok guys this isn’t because i’m a scared person at all but im going to leave the website. i realized that there wasn’t a point of going on here anymore as soon as my friends left so i dont see a point in staying anymore. i need to clear some shit up before i leave. 1. istg im not opal. however we are close off of wje. we met over discord and we talked for a while and then opal invited me over to wje. i would never … Read more

The big reason why I broke up with my girlfriend is because she wanted me to fight with Wade and Wade is my friend and she wanted me to fight with Amy and I didn't so she got kisses off

Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more

The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

Amy, Mal, whoever else trolls on BP, my BP trolling days are over(for now at least), I now pass that job onto you..make me proud, fuck them up..Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.