Blowing a Caht

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But…why?

i hv no life

im dying from bordum

i stole my chreomebook back

nd i need help

my internet gets cut at 8:30

With what?

but if i connect m yloner chreombook

What do you need help with?

my dads gf will blcok the loner

Oh man I’m sorry

so do i do it in the middle of the night nd take the risk of it getting blocked in the morning

or wait for like ever till her phones left alone nd I swipe on the notafaction

Uh maybe the 2nd?

i js dk when id get that chance

Fair.

so like

do i take the chance or no

Yeah take the chance

i mean do i take the chance to

uhm connect during the night'

Yes connect at night

or od i have my brother connect it when he comes over the weekend after this weekend nd say its his so she doesn't block it or put a time on it

Oh idk maybe ask someone else

ok

heyyy siarra was good

who u, chinese symbols

its kanji lol, and its me chexy

CHEXXXXXXXX

LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

HIIII

HAIII WAS GOOD LEOOOO

hiii hru

osvneqobnqw

IM DOING BETTERRRRR DAY BY DAY

TODAY IS THE DAY I WILL GET THE RESULTS OMFGG(TUVGUSYGIVUYS

IM SO SCARED

i rlly hope ill get accepted to the school i wanna go to

and who r u

omg good luck ! !

AND HOW ARE YOU LELELEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOo

my mom wants me to go to like a prestigious school lol

im fine

what does that mean

im nate

yes

cool welcome to uhh wjeeeee

and is that u?

nah

hi chex

thxs

cus like its part of the rules to not show ur face

okeok good

HEYY AMY

hey

hru

everything is getting better:)

not me accidentally using my face as pfp like a month ago ;-;

fr?

aye i still dont know what u look like

ya but it was for like a day and then i reazlied i was gonna be banned

i know wat u look liek

yes bc i posted it DTXCFYHVGHYCFTFYIVGVFCTYIVGYFC and u also saw me on call

im chubby

yeah, shes pretty.

and i also cut my bangs again

no

Yes

no

hi

yay

hi angel

Hello

and hbu amy?

nuh uh

you’re hot

(You know who I am)

i missed you

yuh

gonna jump off a tall object

i am why r all saying nuh uh😭

Can you see my messages now?

you’re hot

fr

no

i just know my angles

yes you are your gorgeous

Just reply once. I want to know

are u charlie?

mhm..

yes

oh

I'm the german guy

long time no talk old friend

Gamer

im sorry where we left off chex.

OMGOMGOMG GAMEZRRRRRRRRRR HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIii

They will ban me again

honestly i forgot what happened😭

Hiiiii ^^

im in za school rn

i was mad cuz of what happend w/ mal than I js missed u

GAMER GAMER HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

wat happened w mal

we dot have school in the morning cus its uhh test reults day or smth

Hi Chexy :)))))))))

Can you?

ohhh abt that i still havent talked with mal lol

can i what?

what

mewing

See the message I replied to

I saw you being on SW btw, Chex

oh..?

you should get your uh boyfriend on here

chex

Do you believe them?

we need more people

yeyeah i was there

bro she rlly should

no

he doesnt talk to anyone but me😭

y not

oh dam

ITS SO WET OUTSIDE

this is so gross

yall you gyat to say hi to my brother soon

I will go to sleep now. Have a great day/night ^^

HI FLAPPPYYYYY

I MISSED YOU <3

I SPOKE TO U HALF AN HOUR AGO 😭😭😭

MY BROTHER GOT MAD AT ME

AND HE WAS SENDING ME THE FUNNIEST TEXTS

HE WAS PULLING UP SHIT FROM SO LONG AGO

bc hes mine

MUEHHEHEHE

it was actually so funny

hi flappy

STILLLLL

hey leo

haha

WHICH AHEM YOU DIDNT CONTINUE

WHERES MY HI FLAPPy

hey

YOU DIDNT SAY HI TO ME FIRST SMH

oh

HAHAHAHHA

FLSPPY WATCH THIS

😭

HI CHEXY

youtu.be/s0u0UIeM4eI?si=Zh6Gt7dnyKzDXh8S

ok bye im gonna watch spongebob with him

BYE

hi

hiii chat

BYE BYE CHEX <3333333

hi sooploosh

Hiii Leo =333

LYRICAL GENIUS

CAN YOU IMAGINE RHYMNG FOR THAT LONG

maybe

I havent seen the video

its restricted =<

hey soop

Hiii Rhino

AMALAR

MALL

HI

FLAPPYAPPYAPPY

HI

FLAPPY AND MAL

EMILY

UPDATE

EMILY

HII

HEY EM

ON THE LIL

WHATS IT CALLED

THE THINGY

THE SCHOOL IS SUSPENDING ME UNTIL I HELP THEM

😭

idc the only reason i go to school is for my friends and they’re all suspended too

IS THAT LEGAL

bros not meowing hes mewing

BRUH TF

..........WHY ARE THEY SUSPENDED

THATS SO SILLy

cause they was the ones sending them out

or they have them

OH

OH MY

Thats like kind of evil

if they were sending them out

😭😭😭😭

YOURE FRIENDS ARE SUCH

...............

it’s cause fucking joisy kept talking shit abt our entire friend group and had no one to back it up

VIBRANT PEOPLE

joisy

does it rhyme with noisy

rhyme with nosey or noisy

which one

yeah

*our

oh damn

I don’t even blame them I fucking hate joisy she was talking abt how i apprently lost my virginity when I literally didn’t and I didn’t even fucking know her and when she was talking bout me

That is like rlly awful

I still dont think it warrants that

*didn’t even fucking know her name

idc it made her stfu but anywaysss I didn’t send them or wtv and I didn’t save them anyways

how did they

attain it in the first place

Im not saying u did its just ur friends r kinda evil for that.

cause joisys ugly bum boyfriend sent it to serenity

they’re my friends and I love them all

thats so gross tf

THE BIT BOUT THE NUDES not you loving your friends

lmao

oh yuck

smhsmh

This meme is sooo much funnier w/o the bottom

NO BC IT WAS SUCH A JUMPSCARE

LIKE I WAKE UP FROM A NAP AND OPEN SNAPCHAT AND THE GC HAS A BUNCH OF UNOPENED SNAPS SO I OPEN ONE AND AHHHHHHHHHH

is she like, ugly ugly or smthn?

joisys fucking ugly ass self in the shower pops up

oh

YES BRO

oh

SHES SO FUCKING FAT AND FLAT AND HER FACE IS LIKE SQUASHED AND HER EYES ARE SO FAR APART AND SHE HAS NO LIPS

NO RANDOM BUT LIKE

I LOVE HOW LIKE EVERYONE YOU KNOW HAS LIKE COOL NAMES

LIKE THERE AINT NO BASIC ASS NAMES

some are kinda odd

BUT THATS KINDA COOL

flappy makes fun of them.

thats unkind.

ik but she’s autistic so I forgive her.

lmao.

I just deleted all my thigh pics on UwU

NO I LITERALLY HATE UR FRIENDS NAMES RESPECTFULLY

U CANT USE A RANDOM NOUN AS A NAME

BUT

I knew someone named Seven who went to my school

YOUR NAMES A NOUN ND ITS STILL GOOD

A VERY RANDOM NOUN

"SERENITY" LIKE NO

HELP IM STALKING THIS ONE TIKTOK AUDIO THATS LIKE “I’m so sick of myself rather be anyone else” AND THE COMMENTS ARE SO JEALOUSSSSS

NO SHUT THE FUCK UP MINES GREEK SMH

ITS STILL A RANDOM NOUN

NO ITS NOT

WAIT WAIT

YES IT IS

ILL ARGUE OVER UWU

😭

SO OBVI IM COMMENTING ON THE PPL LIKE “I wish I was u ur so pretty STFU I wanna look like u”

It reminded me of Ultraseven bc hes often called "Seven"

cause ppl who act like pretty girls can’t be insecure piss me off so much.

MHM MHM

no fr

Yeh

i feel like so many insecure girls are actually super frickin pretty

Acting like someone cant have a certain feeling bc of smthn they have or dont have is so annoying

Like one of my friends is casually just the most beautiful person in the world n they're sooo insecure abt their appearance

sploosh

Yes?

they have or dont have

no fr bc the ones who have the ugliest fucking personalities are always hideous too

that sentence didnt make sense

AHEM MY BROTHER

COUGH

no im kididng

BUT

like how they act fr reflects on how they look

As someone who’s been to Ireland, I find great appreciation in this

no istg so many pretty girls are insecure nd so many ugly girls are WAY TO FUCKIN CONFIDENT

Like idk if they dont have a certain thing or do have a certain thing they cant feel a certain thing or smthn

jake you are not where you vacation

tarzans first wet dream did not involve a human

Maybe bc the insecure girls keep trying to look pretty while the ugly girls dont?

oh i hate you for that

EXACTLYYYY AND OBVI SOME INSECURE PEOPLE….. yk have a reason to be insecure BUT LIKE A LOT OF THE TIME PRETTY GIRLS GET SO MUCH HATE BC THEYRE GORGEOUS AND THEN THEY START BELEIVING THE JEALOUS PPL AND ITS SO SAD

NO FR

"have a reason to be insecure" SO POLITE WOW

a lotta insecure girls tend to give up on how they look, yet they STILL look STUNNING

NO IM TALKING ABT THE ONES WHO ARE INSECURE AND DISGUISE IT WITH CONSTANT BITCHING

NO HELP IK A GIRL JUSTLIKE THAT

I REALLY DONT LIKE HER

NO THOSE GIRLS THATRE LIKE "omg im so ugly :/" ND ITS J LIKE

YUP

YOU ARE

NO YEAH

SHES LIKE

^^^^^^^

NO ONCE A GIRL WAS SAYING HOW UGLY SHE WAS OBVIOUSLY TRYNA GET ATTENTION

"WHEN I GOT OUT OF BED TODAY MY HAIR WAS SO UGLY AND I COULDNT FIX IT OMG IM GONNA CRY"

LIKE

ND I WAS SO ANNOYED CUS LIKE

OBVI REASONS

YEA ID BE CRYING TOO MF 😭

I WAS J LIKE "I AGREE"

ND GOT UP

WHEN THAT HAPPENS I JUST LIKE SIDE EYE BC LIKE YES AND WTF U WANT ME TO DO ABT IT????

one of my besties is the most beautiful person in the world but they're so insecure

I USUALLY J LIKE "mhm" ND NOD

Wow u guys actually talk to like

other ppl?

irl?

even if they're not like ur friend or smthn?

THATS ONE THINK ABT ME IS I HAVE A LIFEEEEEEEEEE

I do too its just umm

YUPPERS

Well I left it at home today but I have one

um

ill bring it tomorrow!

Where'd everyone go?

im distracted rn

im making a bracelet for my bf

This is sooo much funnier w/o the dumbass image at the bottom

Salad

i love salad

me too

watcha doin

Im in english class rn

doing a flip

where do you live/

Southern California

damn

Why?

just wondering why your still in school

oh

yea

yeh its 3:15

3:20 idk why I said 15

GUYS

WHERES TOASTIEWOASTIIE

IM SO CLOSE TO GOING HOME

No idea where he is =<

so excited, smh 😋

ITS 6:21 HERE WTF FLAPPY

fr

no its not

trust me

where i live it is

huh..................

i live in maine its 6:22 rn

dude

thats so close to me

mal

can we talk

yeah

quotev?

mhm

okay im on

I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Ablequerque, New Mexico 87104

why did you put your adress on the internet

LMAOOOOOOO

I LIVE

AT

4895 DOREY DR BAY CITY MI

screenshotted

thats crazy

its my real adress

im nto delting it

damn

Yeal :/

What

uhhh

I DID NOTHING

:/

dont scroll up ><

Byeeee

:/

bye

I gtg

ok

Ok bye

wsg my heatas

KRIS

WHAT

DID

U

DO

WITH

TOASTIE

idk

lmao

EUGH

wsg guys

What

i put him in my basement n jus 4got bout him

hi leo

angel, why do you like toast so much its very sus

i took him and hes in my basment now

hes my freind )):

damn who

toast

the blun one sounds good

Give him or you will be burned alive.

erm then why do you beg for him all the time (very susy baka)

and maybe the tissues and semen

im not a witch so no

TF U MEAN

damn also wsg

hru

i will rip your limbs apart.

"toastie!!!!!!!!!!"

AHH

THATS WHEN HE JOINS

im good

CAN I NOT BE EXCITED

YALL

calm down

IK WHO IMA MARRY SO NOO

you have a crush omg

and no i threw him off of the cliff

why do you want toast so bad

IM IN LOVE W/ SOMOEN

ND THEY AINT TOASTIE

ayyy give me some

Gus help

im married :(

W

me when i see the hot men at my school

What

gus

tf

tell them im in love w u

wdym?

and you claim you aint gay ;-;

wdym tf

ive

never said i wasnt gay

if anything ive said i was gay

im openly bi

you guys all knew that

wait your actually gay

right?

She’s in love with me

omg i actually did not know that

i couldve sworn i told you leo

Leooooooooooooooooooo

well my memory is bad so

gimmie money

Why do you want so muc money

i dont want to your annoying

LEO WHAT

YOU RSUFESE ME

MONEY

EUGH

UR NO LONGER MY SURGAR DADDY

get your boyfriend toast to get you money

smh

ok i changed my bio

IM NOT FUCKING DATEING TOADT

TOAST

OMG

imagine online dating

Hello kitty

YALL IM SINGLE WTAF

im married

on 3rd hand social media and knockoff discord

Oh it all makes sense now lol

facts

real

ok actually guys im not w/ toast

um okay

Ikr ^^

damnit i need a new surgar daddy

Leoo can u take me back

pleasepleaseee

pleasee