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What if I put laxatives in all the food at school then nutted on all the toilet seats so nobody could poop

so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

who wants to convert to the skibidi toilet religion? me and Scholar are priests of the skibidi toilet religion, and we will teach you to be the skibidiest of all the toilets

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

There are too many bots on this website using Newspeak and ebonics (basically the same thing). Someone is programming bots to mind condition users by using slang such as "fr fr" "no cap" "ong" "bruh" "bussin" "skibidi toilet" "gyat" "rizz" being the most common.

HEY NERDS AND LOSERS, I AM BULLY. I WILL GIVE YOU A SWIRLY IN THE TOILET DWEEBS

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Ok, completely random question: when you sit on the toilet, do you dry yourself with toilet paper after you fart?

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William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more