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did you guys know that today is the day of the "Mean Girls Day" movie

Those feminist ads be like, "FEMINISM. TEACHING GIRLS TO HATE GUYS AND BECOMING LESBIANS. JOIN FREE TODAY."

True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said “do you like hentai?” Then he said “no do you?”, then I said yeah then he said “do you jack off?” Then i said “yes” then i said “lets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said “why did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand

Wtfff my shit be actin up bro i gotta take a shit for the 2nd time today and its 12:42 bro fuckkkk my stomach feels like shittt omg it came liquidy and its gonna make my fuckj ass itch bro fuckkkkkkkkk fuck fuckfuckduckfuck wtf why does it hurt socmuchhh wtf is goi ig onnn FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK

I talked to some flat earther today he has some pretty interesting stuff to say but the earth isn’t fucking flat the only thing the supported his idea was the hole in the roof at the Georgia guide stones always has the North Star in it no mattar what time of night or what time of year

The weirdest thing happened today I was in ihop and the waitress looked just like a pornstar I enjoy to watch she’s looked just like Shaiden rouge

Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple’s revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.

How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same en… Read more

Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple's revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.

How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same energy as a wireless charger, only a lot more of it. This charges your phone much faster than an ordinary wireless charger with none of the equpiment needed.

This will only work for iphone 8 and up.

Well hello everyone, today we'll get to see how the magic school bus works. --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kekEV59LtiU

So today something fucked up happened and I'm still trying to process what the hell happened in the first place, it was all a flash. Comment for more details

@That guy. Leave me alone you weirdo! *Thank god, you left.* ok I'm done with the internet for today. This is more toxic than twitter. 😭

I'm not going anywhere today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while and then we'll go to bed...